Extremely lame., Extremely real. Brooks gets extreme and tells us how extreme things are getting. Grab your favorite energy drink and enjoy!
EXTREME
Photos and story by Brooks Fritz
Have you ever been to Lincon City Oregon before? The weather there is pretty extreme. One minute it's sunny, the next minute it's pissing rain. Ryan Williams carves the cradle extremely well one more time before the Trifecta goon circus comes to town to get EXTREME!!!!!
This tail slide to fakie was extremely hard to get. Idaho, I mean Nollan Helmstetter has some extremely bad luck when it comes to shooting photos. You would expect to get kicked out a lot of the times on these urban missionaries, but not every single time you go out to skate. I don't even understand how he's abe to skate......literally. This guy shouldn't even be able to do a kickflip that's how extreme Nollan's bad luck is.
Strip club capital of the United States, Portland went extreme and has the most titties in one city. When not doing stunt double work for Nick Nolty, Jamie Weller builds and skates extreeeeeme concrete.
Steve Roche builds extreme demoliton cars and does extreme work for some extreme computer company I can't talk about anymore, really. When not programing the world Steve does handplants where you can't even get a scratch grind. Speaking of extreme, the speed you get flying into this half bowl is bonkers. Klammath Falls has some extreme temperatures and a pretty extremely good skatepark. Why can't California figure it out???? Oh yeah California is extremely gay!
I'm gonna end it with this one. The Salton Sea is crazy. This place used to be a full on tourist destination in the 70's. Then things went extremely bad for the desert community.... The water's salt content rose and killed off all the fish, thus making a extremely shitty giant body of water that stinks. Zoolander tries not to think about the extreme heat and does a backside smith while everyone else is extemely hungover. What else can I say? I guess everyday life is extreme and you don't have to climb Mt. Dew or eat a JimSlim to be extreme. If you think about it, nowadays everything is extreme. We are all screwed........
