Ride a skateboard and get a ticket. Do some crystal and be hassel free. You decide.
By Brooks Fritz
This Grindline park is a little bit better then the last park Mammoth lakes had to offer. Shady Butthole, the previous park was horrible but hey you know what? It was something to skate and thats a hell of a lot better then nothing to skate. And actually as bad as it was or is, it's kind of good in that bad kind of way. The jersey barrier and pyrmaid are world class. Sorry I dont have more photos of the Shady butthole to show right now. They are just way too deep in the achives to find at the moment.....
This is a tombstone . A tombstone to anyone who try's to step up to Ty Seay's frontside rocks on it. Why no photos of it? Because I was too busy rip riding.....What? A photographer that actually skates? I can't capture everyting everytime......Even though I should. Now since my skating is degressing faster then a mexican can drink a tall can of Budlight.
Mammoth rocks! Rocks to skate. Not to smoke, sorry tweakers...
The arrow is pointing where cradle boy aka Patrick does his olympic training run banger low to high frontside disaster. Rain or shine, night or day you wont be disapointed in cradle boy. He's there waiting to impress and dont you worry he wont. He will be there waiting for you to be watching and then whammo! Frontside D in yo face!
Cradle boy zone, love seat and cinder block vert wall. What you got?
Why is it one of the best things to skate at the park is the retard child daycare loitering center? The berm. Or is it burm? However you spell it this thing is awesome. Not even supposed to be built Kyle took charge and made it happen. Loosen your trucks and carve grind the shit out this thing. Or just sit on it. You decide.
Mammoth Lakes Swedish resident Fred Tiblin carves over the love seat frontside. Now he just needs to grind over it. Not talking shit on Fred. Just saying a grind over this seat would be better then some salt walter swedish taffy.
So here it is. This is Shady Butthole. I would spend a lot of time here when I lived in town. A lot of time getting harrassed. All I wanted to do was skateboard. Seems like that would be easy to do exspecially in a small mountain town. No easy task though. It was constant hassels. All the mean while right down the way from the park the mexi's would be high on meth driving like idiots. I just want to take a moment to say the Mammoth police suck. They sure know how to protect and serve. Protect and serve their paychecks. Luckly for them they got a great skate park now where they can give 37 year old men helmet tickets. But hey you can still go shoot up at Shady Rest and slam BudLights. Yeah Mammoth PD! But seriously though, the Grindline park is really fun. Just wear your nannies or do something legal like mountain bike or rollerblade.
