frontside spit gutter grind in a olympic size egg that you will never skate.
Skateboard Revolution: So what have you been up to Derek? What's going on in the North West?
Derek: Just working and skating. You know how we do this.....what else is there?
Skateboard Revolution:Working huh? Whats this work stuff about? What do you do for a living?
Derek: Do for a living? what kind of question is that? I live..... Thats what I do for a living. Actually I climb up trees and hack the tops off. You could say I'm a tree fucker....
Skateboard Revolution: So you dont make money skateboading?
Derek: Your kidding me right? I skate because I love it. what else am I suppose to do? If someone wants to pay me to just skate that would be killer. Which isn't going to happen. You aint gonna find me jocking out at some Barney Bowl contest either. Contest jocks are just that. Jocks..... This aint a sport. This is life. I dont practice victory runs. I skateboard.
Backside air into the dark abyss on Bainbride Island
Skateboard Revolution: Ok. Well it's clear your not skateboarding for the money. But you do skate pretty damn good when you do step on your skateboard. Someone must hook you up with something right?
Derek: Lib skates and OneballJay hook it up from time to time.
Skateboard Revolution: So what and where do you like to skate?
Derek: I like good concret parks with concrete coping. Enough said. Why am I going to tell you where it's good to skate? I dont want you So Cal barney's finding out....
Skateboard Revoltion:Ouch. Funny that you say that, but didnt you come down here to San Diego to stay with me to skate pools?
Derek: True. but you know what I am saying right Brooks? You dont tell random people where the pools are do you? People are dumb and want something to talk about at the bar.....So they flap and the next thing you know the pools blown out with all these people wanting to skate pools ever since they saw that one stupid movie with that asshole.
Skateboard Revolution: Yeah, you got me there.....
frontside twinke toes ollie.
Skateboard Revolution:Ok Derek. I know you wanted nothing to do with this Interview. Any last words?
